Archive for August, 2008

07th Aug 2008

Amature’s Guide to Time Travel

Ok, chrononauts, tomorrow I’m heading back 20 years… but as you all know, we don’t have the energy to actually send a physical time travel device backwards in time.  Forwards is easy.  It sits there and moves with the rest of us.  Moving it faster then normal time progression… well, that’s another story.

So, I’m sending my consciousness back.  Like most time travel, I’ll only be able to  catch glimpses of the past through memory recursion.  Of course, the entire procedure requires a large quantity of alcohol to stimulate the temporal-conscious-pathways.  History (ha, I know) has shown us that undertaking such a voyage is best conducted as close to the original geography of events as possible.  With that in mind, I’ll be transferring my equipment to West Fargo, North Dakota, USA for the next 3 days and surrounding myself with individuals involved with the earlier timeline.

Wish me luck and I’ll be seeing some of you several years ago.

Travel Notes

  • experiencing minor delays with the arrival and configuration of geographic disbursement device, morale still high however
  • consumed 2 bananas and a bottle of water to keep up energy for next leg of journey
  • 15 yrs away… minnesota, finally back around people who speak normally
  • Flood of stimuli… light… images… sounds… touch… smells… taking it all in… too much… processing
  • event horizon met & time travel experiment phase of project complete! undergoing reverse geographic disbursement. local dialects returning to normal parameters
  • no noticeable physical side effects apparent due to strict adherence to alternating application of alcohol, h2o & aleve. sleep will be required to return to full healthback in current timeline… temporal readjustment challenging

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    07th Aug 2008

    The Experiment

    The blue of reality encompassed all. Slowly, gray mists defined a horizon. White tuffs pulled my attention to what might be my right. As my gaze slid back, the horizon gained depth. Darkness flowed from the mists. Light sparkled and danced across waves as sounds (child laughing, old woman crying), then smells (pizza, wet dog, lilacs). A white dot appeared out of the mists… It grew as it flowed towards me leaving ripples in it wake.

    Anxiety filled me as the stray memory came directly toward me

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    06th Aug 2008

    mysery loves company

    modern interpretation… from the original folklore, Misery was an evil fairy who hated all happiness and devised terrible little travesties to inflict on all normal people leading their happy little lives

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